A can of crap

I came across this listing last week for houses at 58-07, 58-09 and 58-11 32nd Avenue in Woodside. As you can see, the house on the right is a bit odd-looking. I got George The Atheist on the case and he went down and took a series of photos of the area, including the interesting church down the street.

I tell you, just when you thought you'd seen about everything...

Notice how the top of the facade appears different in George's photos than it does in the listing photo.

You may have noticed this in the listing: "The properties are fully occupied on a month to month basis." While that may not seem strange considering the owner is looking to sell them, the fact of the matter is that they don't have certificates of occupancy yet. In fact, I couldn't even find temporary C of O's on any of the addresses on the DOB website. Here's a sample.

You can always count on Woodside to produce Grade A crap.

Perhaps George summed it up best: "Convenient amenities. Lose your keys...a can opener may do."